Growing up, there were two things to do on Thanksgiving: watch football and talk about politics. Football-wise, the zombie apocalypse is coming. So I don’t have a lot more to say about that today. Politics on the other hand, I do have a lot to say about. But I’m not going to. Instead, I’m going to let him do it. Have fun, eat turkey and don’t punch anyone just ’cause they don’t agree with your politics. Unless they disagree AND have no clue what they’re talking about (doesn’t matter which party). Then you can punch them. But not too hard, ’cause they might work out and punch you back next year…