Merry Christmas ya’ll!
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me one 32 gig iPad
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two bash one-liners
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three Red Hat servers
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four email blasts
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me five retweets
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me six regular expressions
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me seven lines of perl
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight app store apps
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine AWS instances
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ten Active Directory forests
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me 11 crappy python scripts
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 12 craft brews
