Twas the week (or so) before Mountain Lion, when all through the warehouse
Not an admin was moving, not even their mouse.
The images were posted to the servers with care,
In hopes that Mountain Lion soon would be there.
The users were nestled all snug with their pr0n of coeds,
While visions of Notification Center danced in their heads.
And developers with their fevorish commits and I with my quill,
Had just settled our brains with a Dr. Pepper refill.
When from Messages + Twitter there arose such a clatter,
I sprang to my MacBook Air to see what was the matter.
Away to the lab I flew like a flash,
Tore open the forum to post some GM backlash.
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