Twas the night before April Fools day, when all through the IT department
Not an admin was stirring, asleep with hands on their mouse
The scans had been sent to the desktops with care, To ensure across the enterprise no conficker was there
The users were nestled all snug in their beds
And dreams of switching to Mac OS X danced in everyones heads.
Don’t forget to run those scans before you go home today!