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Tiny Deathstars of Foulness

There are 100 stickers on Swarm. These are similar to the former badges on Foursquare and in many cases, if you earned a badge, you’re automatically going to end up with the sticker. But, since the list can be somewhat difficult to see, here’s what they all mean!
  • 007: Dry. Dirty. Shaken, not stirred. A few more those martinis and you’ll want to die another day.
  • 16 Candles: Who doesn’t love birthdays! Remember when your friends bought you 21 shots and you woke up in a dumpster spooning a pizza box? Yeah, neither do we.
  • 1UP: You know every NBA Jam cheat code, always Triple Buck, and would rather eat your quarter than use Raphael. Arcade or console, you’re always Player One.
  • 7-10 Split: You’re cooking up one hot turkey after the next. Now crash that kid’s party, snag some cake, and sneak outta here whit those fly velcro kicks.
  • 9 to 5: “Ummm… Yeeaahh… we’re gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B.”
  • Adventurer: Let this compass guide you on your journey – cause that old GPS is gonna lead you straight into a river. Then charge $99 for new maps to get out.
  • Apollo: Baggs They’re out of milk, your cart’s wheel is busted, and that lady has way more than 10 items! Here’s hoping Baggs doesn’t dump your eggs on the ground.
  • Baked: Is that freshly baked bread and croissants you smell? Good thing you always roll with butter in your fifth pocket. That IS what it’s for, right??
  • Bar Crawl: You’re either on a bar crawl or keep getting tossed from bars for trying to find the bouncer’s tickle spot. Whatever the case, you deserve trophy
  • Beach Bum: Sand in your drink, brutal sunburns, that old dude who clearly shouldn’t be wearing a Speedo. Nothing can keep you from the beach.
  • Bender: That’s 4 nights out in a row. Congrats, you’ve won a drink of your choice! Just tell the bartender whatever you want. And then pay for it.
  • Bessie: You’re now the protector of Bessie, the last unicorn on Earth. No pressure.
  • Besties: Sure you swapped heart necklaces. Maybe even kissed when you were drunk. But only the Besties sticker symbolizes true friendship.
  • Big Poppy: This sticker’s also available in IMAX 3D but it’s gonna cost you another 50 check-ins. Enjoy the show, and try to ignore those teens sucking face.
  • Bookworm: Whether you’re actually reading or just retreiving that flask you hid in that hollowed out novel, you’ve been spending a lot of time around books.
  • Buttons: You’ve mastered CoD and can run the Water Temple in your sleep. Now please, take off the headset and join us URL. Your body is ready.
  • Cabbie: Does this cabbie have any idea where he’s going? Snif Snif. And what on earth is that smell?! Was the last pessenger a giant wat dog?
  • Chippy: That’s 3 check-ins at dessert shops! Looks like somone’s got a sweet tooth. Do us a favor, don’t delete your cookies. Eat them.
  • Clippy: Is today the day you try something new? Layers? Bangs? Frosted Tips? Mullet? Oh, we dare you!
  • Commuter: You’ve got a seat, hot coffee and the latest Serial ready to go. Now if only… you could… untangle… these… HOW DID THEY GET SO TANGLED?!
  • Crunked: That’s 4 different bars in the same night! YOLO, amirite? That is, unless you’re a cat. Then, YOLNT!
  • Dad Bod: He changed your diapers, taught you how to ride a bike, and spent years perfecting his Dad bod. Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there.
  • Dark & Swarmy: Beer makes you bloated. Wine makes you sleepy. Cocktails are classy. Order an old fashioned and channel your inner Don Draper
  • Deuce: Sorry to hear you’re having a crappy day. Her’s a poop sticker to cheer you up. Good thing it’s not scratch and sniff.
  • Do Not Disturb: You don’t get high thread count sheets without high germ-count remotes. Now go raid the mini-bar, cause that $12 Snickers never looked so good.
  • Dog’s Best Friend: Woof Woof! Might wanna keep this sticker on a short leash, we’re not sure it’s house trained yet.
  • Dom: Congrats! Time to celebrate with a bottle of bubbly. Whatever the occasion, just remember to point that champagne cork UP.
  • Dragon: Which house deserves the throne? Lannister, Stark, Targaryen, or Baratheon? Spoiler alert: the dragons eat them all.
  • Droid: This isn’t the droid you’re looking for, but may the 4th be whit you anyway!
  • Earl of Sandwich: Your 3rd check-in at sandwich shops! Now you can relish in this new sandwich sticker that really cuts the mustard. And that’s no bologna!
  • ETA?: When are y’all metting up? Seems like a perfect sticker to use in Swarm messages. Remember, last one at the bar buys a round.
  • Explorer: Vikings didn’t check in on Swarm, but you sure do! 25 check-ins earned you this swet Viking helmet and you didn’t even have to settle in Greenland.
  • Family Ties: They’ve framed your entire life – from your first steps to that epicly awkward prom photo. Here’s one more frame to capture this Keaton family moment.
  • Famous Ray: Yoga Schmoga! You know true balance comes from navigating a perfectly hot slice without burning the roof of your mouth. “Yuuuhhhmmm”
  • Fanatic: Wow, you unlocked a foam finger sticker for free! Nice work, ’cause the same foam finger goes for $49.99 in the team store.
  • Fiery: When your phone screen cracks. When Seamless is an hour late. When your Uber driver keeps making wrong turns. WHERE IS HE GOING?!
  • Fixie: Sure. Keep telling your friends you just like riding bikes. But we all know you’re waiting to get your driver’s license back after “the incident.”
  • Flap Jack: Is that gum under your plate? Does Flo have syrup in her hairnet again? Who cares, this is diner life. Pancakes n’ onion rings, please!
  • Foursquare Day: Happy 4sqDay! This sweet treat is a tiny tease of all the new game and fun to come!
  • Frank Underwood: You’ve dethroned 3 mayors and maaaaaybe threw someone in front of a train. Take this killer scepter and keep bustin’ crowns. The Super Mayor awaits.
  • Fried Check-in: Ummmm… we may not have tossed this entire chicken straight into the deep fryer. Whoops.
  • Friendly: You’ve checked in with 5 different friends! Time to dust off those killer mixtapes. Just make sure that last song doesn’t get cut off. Rookie move.
  • General Tso: Those were some sweet (and sour) check-ins! Now channel your inner General Tso and order an attack on those soup dumplings.
  • Gooooooooal: Get ready for 90 minutes of the world’s most beautiful game. As long as there’s no diving… or time wasting… or fans tossing bottles at players…
  • Great Outdoors: Welcome to the Great Outdoors! Behold Mother Nature’s true beauty. Now if only she’d drop a double rainbow in the sky. Woooaaahh double rainbow.
  • Groupie: Here’s to hoping you’re not at a Nickelback show. Cause if so, we recommend you delete this check-in, then stage dive right into the floor.
  • Gym Rat: 10 trips to the gym in 30 days. Well done! Pound your protein shake, grab a hot shower and wreck a 20-thousand piece McNugget. You deserve it!
  • Hangover: If we had a nickel for every time you said ‘i’m never drinking again’ we’d buy you a beer. Tonight. Good luck surviving till then!
  • Heart Container: You see a way of saying I love you. We see 1 of 16 heart containers hidden throughout Hyrule.
  • Herbivore: 50 shades of gray? More like 50 shades of green. Kale, sprouts, even swiss chard. Nothing’s off-limits in your salad. Except, you know, bacon.
  • Homie: Welcome home! Time to lose those pants and melt into your couch with a pint of cookie dough and your parents’ Netflix account. Just close the blinds.
  • Hops: OMG! So many beers! Better go with a flight, or two, or three. But steer clear of the gift shop. Last time you bought a koozie for your growler.
  • Hot Tamale: Rice, beans, cheese, cilantro. Why eat anything else when you can get all four food groups wrapped in one huge pound of foil? Time to guac & roll.
  • I’m on a Boat: “This ain’t Seaworld, this is as real as is gets. I’m on a boat, M’er F’er, don’t you ever forget!”
  • iScream: I scream, you scream, we all scream for – WAIT! STOP EVERYTHING! IS THAT MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH?!?!?! OMFG!
  • Jetsetter: $50 for bags? $25 for legroom? $30 for a pillow?! At least this sticker is free. Now turn off your phone before it takes down this plane.
  • Joey Beans: Who cares if your flat white just cost ya $10 bucks. You’re getting free wi-fi! Free, extremely slow wi-fi. Drink it up.
  • Kupo: Everything you own is covered in hair. Your cat has its own instagram feed. She wears hats. Plurar. Embrace it, you’re a crazy cat person
  • Lappy Toppy: You’re totally not reading BuzzFeed all day. Here’s a sticker for being so productive. Now back to that “Which Sticker Are You?” quiz.
  • Let it Ride: You always split 8’s, hate double-zero and smell like you swan in an ashtray. Ahhh, the windowless world of casinos. Let it ride n’roll them dice!
  • Life Aquatic: Ever wish you had a lobster claw for an arm? You’d have endless, regenerating lobster meat! No?! Then give us this sticker back! You don’t deserve it!
  • Lisa: That guy sees the artist’s dark and troubled past. You see a pile of cans. Admit it, you’re here for the free wine. Wait, there’s no wine in here?!
  • Local: Four times in one week at the same place? Way to plant your flag and mark your territory. You must know the owner. Hook us up with some freebies!
  • Mall Rat: Now that you’ve finally got your name on rice, grab an Orange Julius and fight your way through these teenage mallrats. Wait, where’d we park the car?
  • Maxed Out: All those years playing Mall Madness are finally paying off. Here’s a black card to go with all the others you maxed out today.
  • Metro: You don’t waste your time or money in cabs. You know the fastest way around is the metro, even if it means being one with the rats.
  • Mic Drop: We heard you Livin’ on a Player and Drop it Like it’s Hot. Impressive pipes! Now go warm up, cause we wanna hear you Roar! Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh.
  • Mr. Jitters: THATSTHREECOFEESHOPSTODAY! Maybe you should consider decaf, otherwise you’ll be up watching Carson Daly. We wouldn’t wish that on your worst enemy.
  • Napster: Yawn! Looks like somebody could use a cat nap. Just curl up under your desk. We’ll cover for you.
  • Nay: Quickly tell your friend you disapprove. Or sentence him to a Gladiator’s death in the arena. Your call.
  • Nerd: Sure we got teased in school for playing games and collecting stickers. But look at us now! Playing games. And. Still. Collecting. Stickers.
  • Newbie: Welcome to the party! Keep checking in to unlock more stickers. We promise, they’re not all hats.
  • Oh Hey: Hello, Bonjour, Hola, Ciao, Konichiwa, this sticker.
  • Overshare: 10 check-ins in 12 hours! What’s next, posting a screenshot of this sticker to Instagram and Twitter? Go ahead, try it. #swarmovershare
  • Patty: Know what’s better than a quarter pounder with cheese? Two quarter pounders with cheese. We’ll get the defibrillator ready, you grab the ketchup.
  • Pizza Owl: Like a majestic predator hunting in the night, you just captured the perfect prey, smothered in sauce and cheese. Well done, Pizza Owl.
  • Porky: Brisket, ribs or pulled pork? Mac n’ cheese, mac n’ cheese, or mac n’ cheese? Better dig in before this sticker gets to the table. He’s a real pig.
  • Proud Mary: Brunch. The only meal where you can get boozy with pancakes and a burger! And yes, that Bloody Mary counts as a serving of veggies. 1 down 8 to go.
  • Purple Haze: You know what would be great right now? Super Mario Kart and a huge bowl of Fruity Pebbles. Mind blown.
  • Rack Overflow: You could ride throught vaults whit goblings then escape on a dragon. Or you could just get $40 fast cash.
  • Retail Therapy: Shop till you drop! This shopping bag will help you carry all your finds. How much did you spend? Who cares! You still have your ex’s card.
  • Rip Van Benchy: Look who’s working on that six-pack. Go ahead, take that locker room selfie. But please, no selfie sticks. you’re better than that.
  • Rosey: Roses are red. Violets are blue. In the wodrs of Ralph Wiggum, I choo-choo-choose you!
  • Shades: “The are two kinds of people who wear sunglasses indoors: blind people and assholes.” – Larry David
  • Sláinte: Searching for St. Patrick’s Day magic? Drink enough Guinness and you’re bound to see a leprechaun.
  • Small Fry: You’ve mastered the value menu, memorized the combo meals, and calculated optimal PPN (price per nugget). Welcome to the 5,000 calorie club.
  • Sneaks: Your Apple Watch measures heartbeat. Nike+ tracks your pace. This sticker calculates how much you’d rather be doing anything other than running.
  • Snowy: The meteorologist is calling for 2 feet. You know it’s gonna be 2 inches. Fingers crossed they’re rihgt for once and you get that snow day.
  • Spaghetti Monster: Fettuccine, linguine, rigatoni. You’ve evolved into a spaghetti monster that won’t discriminate. Now grab some bread and zamboni that plate clean.
  • Sparky: Here’s to life, liberty and the pursuit of inhaling 70 hotdogs in 10 mins. Happy 4th! Enjoy all the blurry firework photos.
  • Stormy: This little cloud is out to soak your socks and flip your umbrella inside out. Stay inside before you get zapped.
  • Streaky: Checked-in 7 days in a row… that’s one heck of a streak! Time to dust off that birthday suit. Don’t worry, we’ll post your bail.
  • Suds McGee: The expression rings true: “Beer before liquor… unlock a new sticker!” Get home safe. And remember, friends don’t let friends do Jägerbombs.
  • Sunny: Suns out guns out, right? Wrong. Come on guys, unless you’re mowing the lawn, keep the sleeves on.
  • Sunny Side: Rise and shine! Start your day with eggs, bacon and this new sunny side sticker. And no you can’t substitute it for the hash browns.
  • Super Mayor: You’ve held 5 mayorships at once! In the words of Uncle Ben, “with great power comes great responsibility.” Or was it “fluff with fork and serve”?
  • Superuser: Thanks for all the edits!
  • Swarm: There are 50 others checked in here – this place is swarming! Good thing we make apps for people, not bees.
  • Swimmies: Remember, if you drop your phone into the ater, just put it in a bag with Condoleezza Rice. We’re pretty sure that’s right. Yeah, that’s right.
  • T-Bone: Oh my. What are these lines drawn all over me? I sure I’m getting fitted for a suit…
  • Tasty: You sure love dining out. Can we interest you in today’s special? It’s a gluten-free, grass-fed, farm-to-table sticker. Enjoy!
  • Ten Hundred: Japanese legend says anyone who folds 1000 origami cranes will be granted a wish. 1000 check-ins gets you a lousy sticker. Sorry ’bout that.
  • Toro: No wasabi too hot, no ikizukuri too bold. You slayed the dragon roll and lived to tell the tale.
  • Vroom Vroom: We live our lives a quarter mile at a time, especially when Waze keeps sending us down these windy backroads. Where the hell are we?!
  • Wino: From our 2015 vintage, this sticker has medium tannins with hints of oak and sweaty horse blanket. Pairs well with Spaghetti Monster sticker.
  • Yea: Let people know you’re onborad with their plans. Please don’t use this to hitchhike a ride straight to some wacko’s freezer.
  • Young and Sporty: Looks like someone’s celebrating Youth + Sports day. Have fun out there, but whatever you do, please don’t drop the torch!