• personal

    To The Jerk Who Broke Into My Car…

    It’s not so much that I am angry about having my car broken into. Oddly enough, my annoyance that my privacy was invaded is offset by my acknowledgement that I left my doors unlocked. However, I am annoyed. And the reason is because you left my door open. I’m actually somewhat glad that you stole the Jack’s Beef Jerky from my car as I would have eventually eaten it if it were there, thus bringing out my demise a few minutes quicker than I otherwise would have done. I’m also not angry that you stole the pack of cigarettes in the console of my car. In fact, considering the fact…

  • Mac Security

    Finding Stolen Machinery

    I got this press release and thought it was pretty interesting. It’s just a cut/paste, and hasn’t been edited: BREAKING NEWS – New York City – MacPhoneHome finds another stolen computer! Late on a recent Sunday night, a Columbia University student was crossing Morningside Park returning to the Columbia University campus. He was accosted by four knife wielding thugs who beat him and robbed his MacBook Pro laptop, iPhone and wallet. The student advised Columbia University security personnel that since his laptop was partitioned with both a Windows and Mac Partition, he had installed both PC PhoneHome and MacPhoneHome tracking and recovery software on his computer which is available by…