Tiny Deathstars of Foulness

In Part I of our look at college football this season, we discussed how you never know what’s going to happen. Trying to figure out what a bunch of college kids are going to do is like trying to write regular expressions when your slashes are flipped the wrong way and you are making typos at the same time. And boy, Ole Miss sure made some serious fat fingers when they lost in an embarrassing debacle against a team in a lower division than them, Jacksonville State. And then there was Kansas, only managing to put up a field goal, which is 3 points, against North Dakota State in the first time they managed an upset against a Big 12 team. But that’s the thing, kids will be kids…

The message for part II of our College Game Day analysis is about old hatreds being hard to die. You see, the University of Georgia dominated Florida for a long time. Then along came this little schmuck named Steve Spurrier. Then Florida turned the tide against Georgia and began to win. And instead of Georgia going for national titles, it was Florida that dominated that part of the South Eastern Conference (SEC). Spurrier left Florida for the NFL, where he had a short and lackluster career before returning to college football to take over for the South Carolina Gamecocks. At this point, I don’t really care whether or not Georgia beats Florida. I only care that I get to see an angry Steve Spurrier throw his visor against the ground, cursing at my Bulldogs. So the first hatred that is hard to die, is that of the opposing coach. With Georgia ranked 22 and South Carolina ranked 24, it will be interesting to see whether either team, currently distracted with off the field blunders, will manage to pull themselves together and play like they mean business.

Some things you just can’t forget. If the Cisco guy decides to hold the entire city of San Francisco hostage then my guess is that he’s not going to be able to get a job doing Cisco stuff there any more (if he ever gets out of prison). Miami just can’t forget a loss to Ohio State, who is currently ranked #2 in the country and seems an early favorite to play for a national title berth. But Miami, ranked #12, is out for blood. Reason is that in 2003, Miami (who had previously won 34 games in a row and was a national title contender every year) went down to Ohio State, who had been a bit lackluster before that but who now is a perennial national title contender. Understandably, Miami is thinking that a win will turn the tide back their way. It’s akin to if MySpace could beat Facebook in Halo though; Facebook would still have a better site, but if you really liked Halo and you had to make a choice between working for MySpace and Facebook, you might eventually end up working at MySpace. Is that analogy a stretch? Probably, but the point is that another type of hatred is the hatred you feel for a team you think stole your mojo (like with Austin Powers, you gotta’ go get your mojo back).

The next form of hatred goes back a long, long way. Back to Alabama still being mad about northerners meddling in their affairs. The new south has lost much of the memory that was seared into its mind of the loss of a war. But in many a small town throughout the south, Penn State will be boo’d, with that old man that only science can be keeping alive (no, not Favre, Paterno) coaching against the man that could win the Governor’s seat in Alabama if he wanted, having won a national title last year, Nick Saban. Without last years Heisman Trophy winner, who is likely to sit the game out due to injury, the Tide may have a little bit of trouble against the Nittany Lions, who happen to be starting a true freshman. That means an 18 year old sitting there with millions watching him on the interwebs – like the star wars kid (over 18 MILLION views?!?!?!), only he’ll need better moves with the Alabama line frothing at the mouth to eat him alive…

Then there’s Florida State and Oklahoma. Really, there’s not a lot of hatred here, just a team on the rise (Florida State) and a team that has been good for a long time (Oklahoma). Perl vs. Python: they each have their uses, but no one really looks down on either (unless you’re a Ruby guy from USC, but then you look down on everything always anyway, despite the obvious flaws in your own program – DOH)…

The only other games to note are:

  • Oregon vs. Tennessee – Oregon will either win big (as they are projected) or falter as they tend to do at least once a season. When your QB goes stealing laptops and you’re stuck with a new guy, it could take a little time to get things worked out. But then, the QB ended up at Ole Miss where he is not exactly doing so hot, now is he (those laptops were obviously running Windows Millennium thus causing a big massive horrible terrible Karma drain for both Massoli the QB and the Ducks)…
  • Virginia Tech vs. James Madison – Expect VT to treat James Madison like Ballmer would like to treat the iPhone! After their loss to Boise State last week, the Hokies are going to have a lot of aggression to unload on someone.
  • Idaho vs. Nebraska – Not really, the Huskers are going to decimate the Vandals, but I love sayin’ Vandals…
  • Minnesota vs. North Dakota St. Er, I mean South Dakota. After a loss in 2007 to North Dakota State, the Golden Gophers of Minnesota can’t forget that they still have some players from that team around when they go up against the South Dakota Coyotes (True men don’t kill Coyotes, in case you haven’t heard). What should be an easy win… Well, I’ll believe it when I see it…
  • Notre Dame vs. Michigan – I never thought I’d see the day that neither team is ranked. Both are locked and loaded with talent and on any given Saturday could win any game they play. Both have had (or have had) nobs for coaches, but both could literally end up with a national title and the ESPN guys would be saying “I saw that comin’.” You know, like we all say about the emergence of Google (or not). BTW, some day remind me to tell you about my theory about Charlie Weiss vs. Haynesworth and the whole golf cart thing…

September 10th, 2010

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EagleBank Bowl Army or UCLA vs. Temple December 29 4:30 pm ET ESPN $1 million
New Mexico Bowl Fresno State vs. Wyoming December 19 4:30 pm ET ESPN $750,000
St. Pete Bowl UCF vs. Rutgers December 19 8 pm ET ESPN $1 million
Las Vegas Bowl Oregon State vs. BYU December 22 8 pm ET ESPN $1 million
New Orleans Bowl Southern Miss vs. Middle Tennessee December 20 8:30 pm ET ESPN $325,000
Poinsettia Bowl Utah vs. Cal December 23 8 pm ET ESPN $750,000
Hawaii Bowl Nevada vs. SMU December 24 8 pm ET ESPN $398,000
Little Caesar’s Pizza Bowl Marshall vs. Ohio December 26 1 pm ET ESPN $750,000
Meineke Bowl Pitt vs. North Carolina December 26 4:30 pm ET ESPN $1 million*
Champs Sports Bowl Miami vs. Wisconsin December 29 8 pm ET ESPN $2.25 million
Emerald Bowl Boston College vs. USC December 26 8 pm ET ESPN $850,000
Independence Bowl Texas A&M vs. Georgia December 28 5 pm ET ESPN $1.1 million Bowl South Carolina vs. UConn January 2 2 pm ET ESPN $300,000
Alamo Bowl Michigan State vs. Texas Tech January 2 9 pm ET ESPN $2.25 million
Humanitarian Bowl Bowling Green vs. Idaho December 30 4:30 pm ET ESPN $750,000
Holiday Bowl Arizona vs. Nebraska December 30 8 pm ET ESPN $2.13 million
Texas Bowl Navy vs. Missouri December 31 3:30 pm ESPN $500,000 Big East,
$750,000 Big 12
Armed Forces Bowl Houston vs. Air Force December 31 12 noon ESPN $600,000
Insight Bowl Minnesota vs. Iowa State December 31 6 pm ET NFL Network $1.2 million
Sun Bowl Oklahoma vs. Stanford December 31 2 pm ET CBS $1.9 million
Music City Bowl Kentucky vs. Clemson December 27

8:30pm ET

ESPN $1.6 million
Chick-fil-A Bowl
Virginia Tech vs. Tennessee
December 31 7:30 pm ET ESPN $3.25 million ACC,
2.4 million for SEC
Outback Bowl Northwestern vs. Auburn January 1 11 am ET ESPN $3 million
Gator Bowl West Virginia vs. Florida State January 1 1 pm CBS $2.5 million
Capital One Bowl Penn State vs. LSU January 1 1 pm ET ABC $4.25 million
Rose Bowl Ohio State vs. Oregon January 1 4:30 pm ET ABC $17 million
Orange Bowl Iowa vs. Georgia Tech January 5 8 pm FOX $17 million
Cotton Bowl Oklahoma State vs. Ole Miss January 2 2 pm FOX $3 million
Liberty Bowl Arkansas vs. East Carolina January 2 5:30 pm ET ESPN $1.7 million
Sugar Bowl Florida vs. Cincinnati January 1 8:30 pm FOX $17 million
International Bowl South Florida vs. Northern Illinois January 2 12 pm ET ESPN2 $750,000
Fiesta Bowl Boise State vs. TCU January 4 TBA FOX $17 million
GMAC Bowl Central Michigan vs. Troy January 6 7 pm ET ESPN $750,000
BCS Championship Bowl Texas vs. Alabama January 7 8 pm ET FOX $17 million

December 7th, 2009

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It’s always a sad day in Athens when one of the line goes down:

November 20th, 2009

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This time of the year I can often be found watching Sports Center late at night.  I am a glutton for punishment…  Listening to ESPN commentators saying that Matt Stafford will be leaving Georgia early and likely getting picked up as the #3 pick by the Kansas City Chiefs in the Draft.  Hoping someone will finally get the Florida coach out of the SEC and into the NFL or anywhere other than the Georgia backyard.  Watching highlights.  It’s fun.  Sometimes, it gets to be really late at night before I get a chance to watch a little Sports Center and chill out before bed.  That’s when the commercials come into play: scantily clad women pimping domain names.  Not sure which is more appealing to the techno-geek between the two, but I have a feeling those commercials, as awful as they are, are pretty successful.  I can only imagine how many domains have been sold based on people wanting to put up fan sites for the campaign.  

Let’s face it, most advertising is pretty much just rehashing ideas from the 50s.  No offense to anyone in advertising, it’s usually pretty well done – and there are a lot of original ideas out there.  But, there’s absolutely nothing new about using scantily clad women, or sex in general, to sell product.  But, to sell product to computer geeks using national spots…  Who’d a thunk…

January 2nd, 2009

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iPhone applications and vacation.  Funny how they can end up coming together.  Another app I’ve been working on is a little football schedule for the UGA Bulldogs, which if you’ve been reading this site for awhile you’ll know is my team of choice.  So here are some screenshots for the app, which should be up on the App Store once I get all the details worked out.

November 28th, 2008

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Georgia won, but barely.  In a 42 to 38 win over Kentucky, Georgia could have looked better.  Maybe it’s being out of the National Title hunt, or maybe it’s just that Kentucky is a dangerous team.  Kentucky is not bad this year, but haven’t managed to beat a ranked team yet.

November 8th, 2008

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In a 52 to 38 win Georgia knocked off the 13th ranked team in the land, the LSU Tiger, ending any shot that LSU had at a national title and increasing their own.  The BCS ranking now have them listed 6th in the nation after that win.  Next up is the Florida Gators in the annual showdown in Jacksonville.  Given that 2 teams ranked above Georgia are playing this weekend, a win against the Gators would put Georgia back into the top 5 with the potential of a national title ahead of them.

October 27th, 2008

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#10 in the nation, UGA hang on this weekend to knock off #20 Vanderbilt, 24-14.  Vanderbilt put up a good fight until the end.  The first release of the BCS standings comes out on Sunday and Georgia will certainly be somewhere in the top 10.  Next weekend the Dawgs take on #13, LSU and shortly there after get #8 Florida.  

If the Bulldogs can hang on to win the remaining games on the schedule then the SEC Championship game will likely net a rematch between UGA and #2 Alabama, who shot up the rankings when they won the game the first time around.

October 19th, 2008

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After taking the game into OT last year, the Dawgs simply couldn’t stop the Tide in the first half.  We cleanly won the second half, but just couldn’t overcome the hole we dug ourselves into early in the game.  They beat us at the line.  Clearly the O-Line needs work.  You see, football is a game often won or lost at the line of scrimmage.   This sets up the running game by providing blocks and therefore running lanes or it provides the quarterback with the time needed to make passes.  The Alabama line won this game.  All the rest of the team had to do was basically not screw up…

But as a consolation, at least UGA looked good in black!

September 28th, 2008

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UGA beats ASU 27-10.  The Pac 10 has definitely seen better days.  On to Conference play now…

September 20th, 2008

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