• Windows Server,  Windows XP

    Night Before Conficker: A Poem

    Twas the night before April Fools day, when all through the IT department Not an admin was stirring, asleep with hands on their mouse The scans had been sent to the desktops with care, To ensure across the enterprise no conficker was there The users were nestled all snug in their beds And dreams of switching to Mac OS X danced in everyones heads. Don’t forget to run those scans before you go home today!